I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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