Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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