the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
This baby is an asshole
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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