yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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