Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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