she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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