That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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