I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize
