WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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