Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I think my moral compass just broke
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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