there was a trapeze. enough said
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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