oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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