sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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