I want to make a zoo with you.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
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My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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