So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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