my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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