I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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