PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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