So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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