I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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