so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
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Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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