I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Did I show you my penis last night?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
