Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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