And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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