He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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