I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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