Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
its liver damage thursday
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