i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I love you.
Bad choice
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