Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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