I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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