look no pants
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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