I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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