Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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