we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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