I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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