Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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