He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just want nice things and good sex
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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