Kiss
Puke
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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