I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
its not stalking. its research.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
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