who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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