I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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