Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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