Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Randomize