I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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