I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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