I think scott just propositioned me for sex
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
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Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
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yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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