This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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