I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
