what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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