I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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