You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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