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• (678): View more from Georgia

  i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  and you were wondering how she got into Harvard

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.

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