Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I am mentally ready for anal.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
How naked do you want me to be?
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