Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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