How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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