why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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