When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
