I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
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It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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