just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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